Thursday, June 18, 2009

I'm Thinking This Is An Excellent Clothing Accessory For Suburban Drudgery...


So, when the Suburban Drudge (SD) again dons her hip waders and picks up the machete on Saturday, because the refrigerator is malfunctioning AGAIN, she will be suitably attired. This blowfish bikini top will match the hip waders nicely. Suggestions for suitable lower body attire will be accepted.. ;)

If you haven't a clue what the hell this post refers to click here...

Oh, and by the way the SD has the "refrigerator manual" for reference. A Phillip's screwdriver is recommended (this should be really interesting). A revisit to refrigerator hell is unfortunately required... :(

19 comments:

Mary G said...

Hey Lea
Normally I would suggest the bottom half of a mermaid but maybe hip waders will be more helpful. The offer for searching for a new one still stands. Good Luck - I feel for you.

ann marie said...

That is too cute of a top, where did you find that? As for a bottom you : a cute little G-string with worms as the ties. I can't wait to read Part 2, I feel for you and pls keep Tori far away from the construction zone.

MsMoonlight said...

LMAO! You kill me Lea...LOL
Please make sure all obstacles are removed from your working area, watch your head, move the dogs bowls and don't drop any shelves! I suggest a hard hat & electrical gloves and please by all means, video tape your adventures for Youtube- don't worry about the f-bombs we can bleep them out. *grin*
(((hugs- just teasing)))
:o)

P.S. This may sound like a dumb question, but why not just call a repair guy?

Wendy said...

Hi Lea

An award to a deserving lady :)

http://mindingspot.blogspot.com/2009/06/heartfelt-award.html

Congrats! Wendy

P.S. - that bikini top is out of this world!

Heather D said...

Lea, don't forget your steel toe boots!

sorry you are still have problems with that darn refrigerator. good luck!

Barbara said...

LOL!! You're too cute.

Amy C said...

Oh no, Lea!

Umm, good luck?

VampFanGirl said...

LOL! OMG that's the coolest thing I've seen all day! Love it!!!

;) VFG

Carolyn Crane (aka CJ) said...

Perfect for fighting frost and prehistoric monsters!!! LOL.
Now all you need is a screwdriver and a trampstamp lower back tattoo.

booklover1335 said...

sorry to hear about the refrigerator. Don't hate me for saying this, but I can't wait to see what your post will be afterwards. The last one was hilarious!

My Blog 2.0 (Dottie) said...

Hi Lea!

Great bikini top, I'd suggest the bottoms that go with, does it have fishy tails to go with the fishy top?

I say push the frig out into the yard, buy a cooler, easier and cheaper! Sorry to hear it's acting up again :(

May I suggest the removal of Tori's bowls now, before the construction begins? I wouldn't want to make her upset so soon again.

Oh, and watch out for those f-bombs. (I hope hubby will be out of the house - I'd want to kill mine because he was breathing)

(((big hugs)))

Dottie :)

Estella said...

Love the bikini top!

Michelle G said...

Lea,

ROFL!!! As for bottoms - try a little fringed mini to go with the fringe on the top.

M

Chris said...

Good luck! I'm going to have nightmares about that top now. ;)

Mary G said...

OMG Lea
My boss saw your picture & thought I was looking at porn. I don't know if that's a compliment or not. I told her that if I was going to look at porn it would be guys LOL!

Cecile said...

Oh my dear Lea!! I am so sorry that you are having refrigerator problems again... I agree with everyone - Move Tori's bowls away and keep her out of harms way.

Personally, I would drag the damn thing out of the house, along with hubby... and tell him that one has to go!!! Then tell him it is the refrigerator and head to the local store to buy another one!

And as far as the top... wow! I am still speechless to help with a bottom for that!!
Hope you have a great weekend!!

Lea said...

Hi Everyone;

Thank you for your comments.

I've been on the down and out with dental surgery today and a trip out of town yesterday to pick up my son.

Ann Marie: the g-string with worm ties - yum!!!

CJ: My husband would be so down with the trampstamp lower back tattoo.

Ms.M. I tried calling the appliance repair guy he was less than helpful. :)

Wendy! Thank you, I'll head over shortly.

Barbara, VFG, Amy, Estella, booklover, Heather, Dottie, Chris, Cecile, thank you.

Mary G: Thank you for the refergerator offer - I may be in touch about that yet - I so appreciate the offer.

Have a great weekend everyone!

L

Houston A.W. Knight said...

ROTFLOL!!! This would be perfect for the hot weather we're having down here! Now can you sell me a figure to go with it? LOL
BTW, what's on top? NOTHING? Oh, well that's alright...I don't have much up there anyway! *G*

hugs
Hawk

Houston A.W. Knight said...

oooppps, I just took a closer look...that's a top not a bottom...well, I can't wear that! I'm a bottom girl...if I forget my top no one will notice...they just think I'm a boy with long hair! LOL

Guess I'm passing on this outfit.
Got anything else? ;-)

hugs
Hawk

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